Do not get Spoiled ***Spolier***


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Post Mon May 21, 2012 8:37 am

Do not get Spoiled ***Spolier***

Ok there seems to be a couple of people that keep getting caught out with spoilers on here or other places so I thought I would but up a "How to Guide" on not getting spoiled.

1. Watch the racing as soon as you can, Live would obviously be ideal. No matter how hard you try the longer you leave it the more chance of a spoiler getting through.

2. Facebook is an absolute no go, there always someone that feels the need to post the result 3.72 seconds after the race.

3. The Radio is not your friend right now stay away, CD's and MP3s are your listening media

4. Motorbike forums, people forget to write spoiler on threads or threads turn into spoilers later on during chat. If you open a thread named say "Le Mans" a day after the MotoGp racing at Le Mans and you haven't seen the race then you deserve to have the results or news spoiled :goon: think about it :lmao: when surfing a motorbike forum even here use your common sense about which threads to open.

5. If your that desperate not to know the result then then insulate yourself from everyone, No internet no phone etc
something like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT3kqKRs4mo


6. when you meet anyone also interested in racing, motorbikes or in general anyone all conversations should start with "Hi I haven't seen the racing yet don't spoil it, how you doing?"

7. The telephone should be answer with "Hi this is ......... I haven't seen the racing yet so don't spoil it"

8. when walking into a petrol station or news agent look at the ceiling until you have safely passed the news stand, then safely maintain eye contact (man serving) Eye to boob contact (woman serving) then eyes back to ceiling and leave, DO NOT GET DISTRACTED BY CHOCOLATE and let your gaze lower!

9. DO NOT READ NUMBER 10

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MONSTER ENERGY GRAND PRIX DE FRANCE
Le Mans
Pos. Points Num. Rider Nation Team Bike Km/h Time/Gap
1 25 99 Jorge LORENZO SPA Yamaha Factory Racing Yamaha 141.6 49'39.743
2 20 46 Valentino ROSSI ITA Ducati Team Ducati 141.1 +9.905
3 16 1 Casey STONER AUS Repsol Honda Team Honda 141.0 +11.298
4 13 26 Dani PEDROSA SPA Repsol Honda Team Honda 140.2 +29.361
5 11 6 Stefan BRADL GER LCR Honda MotoGP Honda 140.0 +32.477
6 10 69 Nicky HAYDEN USA Ducati Team Ducati 140.0 +32.842
7 9 4 Andrea DOVIZIOSO ITA Monster Yamaha Tech 3 Yamaha 138.8 +59.759
8 8 35 Cal CRUTCHLOW GBR Monster Yamaha Tech 3 Yamaha 138.5 +1'05.152
9 7 8 Hector BARBERA SPA Pramac Racing Team Ducati 138.4 +1'07.846
10 6 19 Alvaro BAUTISTA SPA San Carlo Honda Gresini Honda 138.2 +1'13.193
11 5 77 James ELLISON GBR Paul Bird Motorsport ART 137.6 +1'26.663
12 4 54 Mattia PASINI ITA Speed Master ART 137.5 +1'27.633
13 3 41 Aleix ESPARGARO SPA Power Electronics Aspar ART 135.8 1 Lap
14 2 51 Michele PIRRO ITA San Carlo Honda Gresini FTR 135.4 1 Lap
15 1 68 Yonny HERNANDEZ COL Avintia Blusens BQR 135.0 1 Lap
16 11 Ben SPIES USA Yamaha Factory Racing Yamaha 133.1 1 Lap
17 7 Chris VERMEULEN AUS NGM Mobile Forward Racing Suter 131.3 2 Laps
18 22 Ivan SILVA SPA Avintia Blusens BQR 126.8 2 Laps
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Post Mon May 21, 2012 9:51 am

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carlos does ya spell checker not work.... :goon:
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Post Mon May 21, 2012 9:58 am

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Apparently not :lmao:
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Post Mon May 21, 2012 10:00 am

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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Post Mon May 21, 2012 10:24 am

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Can you make this a sticky please !!!!


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Post Mon May 21, 2012 10:29 am

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Post Mon May 21, 2012 10:47 am

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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Post Mon May 21, 2012 10:14 pm

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I read no. 10 :palm:
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Post Mon May 21, 2012 10:34 pm

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Caz wrote:I read no. 10 :palm:


So did I....watched the race first though :p
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Post Mon May 21, 2012 10:41 pm

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All I ask is people put spoiler in the title and leave some blanks at the beginning of the thread :)
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Post Tue May 22, 2012 12:52 am

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Rainey wrote:and leave some blanks :)


if that's what you fire sunshine.......

I tend not to go near FB, or forums or anything UNTIL I have watched the race......if i'm in work they get recorded on the SKY+
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